Pizza Crust Cardboard

So apparently Slate has picked up on the Domino's ad where they quote allegedly real customer comments slamming their pizza, like "Domino's pizza crust to me is like cardboard" and "The sauce tastes like ketchup."

A shame nobody mentioned that Domino's pizza really does have crust like cardboard, sauce like ketchup, and, unmentioned, little hamburger balls like soft marbles.

Ugh. Horrible stuff.

I've no clue whether they actually did change it in any discernible way.